FUNNY MOMENTS

to lighten your day


A dedicated Trade Union worker was attending a convention in Blackpool and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets £80 and the girls get £20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionised shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get £80 and the house gets £20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam £100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.


Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."